defeating: I love the “Not Now” button on facebook where your friend requests are because I can just press it and watch my group of adoring fans grow and grow and they’ll always be living in anticipation wondering if I will accept but it never comes
wwiao: who has the time to drink 8 glasses of water a day
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
chickentatum: the we-haven’t-spoken-in-8-months-but-i-need-the-math-homework text of shame
slowqueen: if im ever sassy to you dont ever take me seriously unless im using proper grammar and punctuation
shorturl: birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get presents for basically not dying for a year
atackierpink: blogsaretough: sarvel: ….. I...
doctoroket: kakarikovillage: the snack that smiles back children
girldog: it’s gonna be may
dopedrews: bored b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r...
absolutelybrochelle: I want everyone to go one the Bing homepage right this instant
no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have? :) Just curiouss
nyeeeeaaaah: abbyxjanky: I understand u 1hunnuh perc What the hell just happened?
vocaroo: horny at inappropriate times - a teen tragedy ft. me