shavingryansprivates: remember when everyone on facebook made their status “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars” for like 3 months
venusaurphobia: One of the greatest experiences of my high-school career.
saddeer: myspcefamous2012: someone i know had a friend that got a piercing on her hooha but they put it on wrong so when she went up just one set of stairs she had 12 orgasms this is the greatest thing i’ve ever heard
abusivemom: how do you arrange a party in the solar system you planet
I appreciate how fully embracing the floral trend makes me feel like a powerful and slutty grandmother.
-braceface: haha I hope I act like this when I get my wisdom teeth out.