February 2012
berserkk-as-fuck:
we aren’t PEOPLE anymore
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
lickycat:
“look how hot i am. it’s not fair girls that are uglier than me could have better things in their lives or more oppurtunities! it’s not fair a girl uglier than me is having sex with a hot guy! i’m so hot it literally eclipses all of my other assets and flaws. why aren’t you worshipping me why am i not tumblr famous? im hot”
-girls
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africans:
2004:
2012:
africans:
its so cute omg
dadfather:
the best people are people that are quiet but not shy